女人真幸 福  ：                                                                                                         

  雙手是數(shù)錢的，                                                                                                        

  小嘴是接吻的，                                                                                                        

   耳朵是誘人的，                                                                                                        

   臉蛋是大家的，                                                                                                        

   靈魂是老公的，                                                                                                        

   身體是情人的。

男人真可憐：

       事業(yè)是集體的，                                                                                                     

       成績(jī)是領(lǐng)導(dǎo)的，

            榮譽(yù)是親友的，

             收入是老婆的，

             財(cái)產(chǎn)是兒女的，

              獎(jiǎng)金是小姐的，

              缺點(diǎn)是自已的。