你有風車，我有劍戟；

                                                       你有飛輪，我有螳臂；

                                                       你有烈日，我有斗笠；

                                                       你有暴雨，我有風衣；

                                                       你有火山，我有水槍；

                                                       你有礦藏，我有鉆機；

                                                       你有瘟疫，我有響屁；

                                                       你有海嘯，我有身體。

                                                       任你地震山洪來游戲。

                                                       我們有血肉筑成的堤?。。。。?/p>

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